The Holiday Family Vacation
You are being told by the person closest to you that visiting the relatives is a vacation. Clearly before you moved in with or even married this person you failed to notice the fact that they are from another planet.
No one born on earth and actually understands what goes on during a so called family visit/vacation would call it a vacation.
Is it possible to rest while being asked to drive those three cousins that you have never met before all over creation to look for that forth cousin who for some reason (you suspect not exactly legal) is in a part of town where they find stripped cars like yours? Cars that sometimes have bodies like your’s stuffed in the glove compartment. You do it because you are on a vacation and what could really happen?
People like you are never the subject of lifetime movies are they?
Face it the only thing worst than being the vacation family visitor is having the family use your own as a vacation destination. Nothing is more heart warming than having a bunch of strangers with your last name walking off with all of your space heaters and hard liquor.
Do not let this happen.
Plan it yourself before you get family planned vacation into a corner. Pick a place to go. Book it. Draw up escape plans and destroy any chance that the family vacation will be requested.
“But what if I plan a little escape and he or she says no?”
No to a cruise?
No to a quiet country inn?
No to Vegas?
No to a Ski trip?
No to wine country?
No to hunting polar bears with a pocket knife?
Who would say no to something like that?
Like all great escapes. You plan it, set it up and execute it without hesitation or mercy. You are using an escape vacation to escape the family vacation.
I have given you a great plan. The holidays are right around the corner so hurry up and do not let the warden or the guards find out about it.
I will now leave you some Banner ads to steer you toward some guys who can help you make final plans.
Please take a moment to stumble me on stumbleupon and to tell some friends that you trust about this blog.
You are being told by the person closest to you that visiting the relatives is a vacation. Clearly before you moved in with or even married this person you failed to notice the fact that they are from another planet.
No one born on earth and actually understands what goes on during a so called family visit/vacation would call it a vacation.
Is it possible to rest while being asked to drive those three cousins that you have never met before all over creation to look for that forth cousin who for some reason (you suspect not exactly legal) is in a part of town where they find stripped cars like yours? Cars that sometimes have bodies like your’s stuffed in the glove compartment. You do it because you are on a vacation and what could really happen?
People like you are never the subject of lifetime movies are they?
Face it the only thing worst than being the vacation family visitor is having the family use your own as a vacation destination. Nothing is more heart warming than having a bunch of strangers with your last name walking off with all of your space heaters and hard liquor.
Do not let this happen.
Plan it yourself before you get family planned vacation into a corner. Pick a place to go. Book it. Draw up escape plans and destroy any chance that the family vacation will be requested.
“But what if I plan a little escape and he or she says no?”
No to a cruise?
No to a quiet country inn?
No to Vegas?
No to a Ski trip?
No to wine country?
No to hunting polar bears with a pocket knife?
Who would say no to something like that?
Like all great escapes. You plan it, set it up and execute it without hesitation or mercy. You are using an escape vacation to escape the family vacation.
I have given you a great plan. The holidays are right around the corner so hurry up and do not let the warden or the guards find out about it.
I will now leave you some Banner ads to steer you toward some guys who can help you make final plans.
Please take a moment to stumble me on stumbleupon and to tell some friends that you trust about this blog.
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